j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

Marry me.

(via coffee-cigarettes)

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WHEN I KNOW THE OPPOSING JAMMER IS RIGHT BEHIND ME

rollerderp:

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It’s EXACTLY like this

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WHEN I SQUEEZE IN AN EXTRA POINT BEFORE THE OTHER JAMMER CALLS IT

rollerderp:

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I for real do this dance when that happens

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I was standing in line behind an older woman at Walmart. She asked me if I wanted to go in front of her since I only had one item. I told her not to worry about it because I found waiting in line relaxing.

"It must be your day off."

"Not really. I’m a freelancer, technically I could always be working."

"Oh really? What do you do?"

"Writing and art modeling."

"That’s amazing. I did painting when I was younger. I love you models."

"Aw, thanks. It’s definitely a self-esteem boost."

"Well don’t you ever be ashamed of it," whispering, "I mud wrestled for money when I was your age."

This is the reason I talk to strangers.

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gayindustrialcomplex:

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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